Embarrassing, raunchy stoner comedy set in a Dungeons and Dragons fantasy world. The valiant Prince Fabious (Franco) must trek through dangerous land to save his bride (Deschanel), who's been kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Theroux). But according to his father's wishes, Fabious must drag along his slovenly brother Thadeous (McBride). Joining them along the way is Xena-esque Isabel (Portman), who's under constant pressure by Thadeous to get either high or naked. Shameless waste of royal talent, including the normally sharp director Green, on fart jokes and prepubescent boob obsession.