Forgettable, lame, and obvious genre spoof of the "Twilight" movies--though thankfully short. Becca (Proske), the angsty teenaged daughter of the local Sporks, Washington sheriff (Bader), falls for broody, pale vampire Edward Sullen (Lanter). Classmate and cat-chasing werewolf Jacob White (Riggi) would rather Becca choose him over the bloodsucker.