My Bloody Valentine 3D

Tom returns to his hometown of Harmony on the 10th anniversary of the Valentine's Day slaughter of 22 people, for which he feels responsible despite the actual killer's death. Hoping to make amends, Tom instead becomes the prime suspect when the killing starts again. An unnecessary remake of an original that isn't very old and wasn't very good in 1981, this version follows the same old horny-teens-systematically-slaughtered-mid-coitus-formula, complete with gratuitous nudity, sex and violence. The halfway decent use of the latest 3-D technology is the only thing that makes this stinker worth mention, but how many flying eyeballs and projectile streams of blood can one endure?