What Happens in Vegas

Wanna bet how this one's gonna go? Strangers Jack (Kutcher) and Joy (Diaz) are in Vegas escaping their respective personal bad luck when when a hotel snafu sticks them in the same room. Several cocktails and one wild night later, they wake up married. Too bad they hate each other, because thanks to a twist in the already ridiculous and deteriorating plot, a quarter gets tossed in a slot and the newlyweds are rich. So who makes off with the $3 million? And might these impossibly good-looking losers be made for each other after all? Queen Latifah's appearance as a marriage counselor is lackluster, while pretty much everyone else overacts and over gesiculates in an attempt to make the gags funny, with little success. Note to Hollywood: Don't base movies on catchy marketing slogans if you can't make them at least half as clever as a 30-second commercial.