Rick Robinson (Gourley) is a lowly intern at a Miami law firm. Desperate to score points with his boss, Maxwell McAllister (Hauer), he agrees to move McAllister's seductive niece Michelle (Kunis), her pet pig Dorothy, and various possessions cross-country. They pick up quirky hitchhiker Orlick Prescott Hope (Heder), and Rick finds his adventures just beginning. Unfortunately, they're boring and predictable and so's the movie.