Truly lame spoof of sports flicks. Losing football coach Lambeau Fields (Koechner) gets a last chance when he's hired at Heartland State U. So he moves his family, including limber hottie daughter Michelle (Nevin), to Texas to whip a bunch of losers into shape. The climatic game is called the Toilet Bowl--yea, those are the jokes, folks, in another "spoof everything and something might be funny" outing.