Since Lisa (Kramer) has terminal cancer, she doesn't ask a lot of questions when Mariel (Scott Thomas) offers a chance at life--even if it's the undead kind. Naturally, ex-beau Maxx (Keeslar) is confused to see her out clubbing, but Lisa soon turns him and they join Eurotrash Darius (Sisto and his wandering accent) and his blood crew. Eventually the reunited lovebirds find out they don't really enjoy swilling human red.