New Jersey gangsters Gino and Settimo Bazaglia get into trouble with the Ukrainian mob while in Europe and are instructed to lay low in Glasgow with their distant cousin Roberto. Roberto is a mild-mannered, stamp-collecting fish & chips shop proprietor, who is clueless about his American cousins' true business. But they decide to repay his hospitality by helping Roberto out with some local thugs who are trying to muscle in on his business. Light-hearted culture clash comedy.