Syd (Evans) is a pathetic drunk and druggie whose girlfriend London (Biel) has unsurprisingly left him for a new guy. She is also leaving New York, and Syd decides to crash her going-away party, accompanied by dealer Bateman (Stratham) from whom Syd has just scored a lot of coke. The two guys spend most of their time in the bathroom doing blow and yapping. They are tiresome and misogynistic and so is the entire enterprise.