Crook Victoria (Ruehl) is on the lam, so she decides to hide $1 million in the luggage of Indian tourist Raj (Girafi), who's on his way to L.A. When she sends her boys (Mantegna, Hipp) to retrieve the loot, they discover Raj is staying at his nephew Andy's (Naidu) apartment and Andy's dog has buried the bag--only no one knows where. Too bad the pooch couldn't have buried this movie as well.