Mismatched newlyweds Tom (Kutcher) and Sarah (Murphy) find slapstick situations and jealousy instead of romantic bliss on their European honeymoon. Tom's a sports-lovin' regular guy, and Sarah's the well-educated daughter of a Beverly Hills tycoon. In Europe, they must deal with that, along with every ugly American and snooty European stereotype in the book, er, script. Kutcher plays his usual pretty-boy doofus, but Murphy is wasted in a stupid movie seemingly designed to give Kutcher pin-up status.