Halloween: Resurrection

The producers would like you to ignore the fact that psycho Michael Myers has been killed about 957 times in this franchise, and that the entire genre has been parodied into the ground. You should ignore this movie instead. Internet entrepreneur Rhymes arranges for a group of stupid kids to stay in Michael Myers' house as a publicity stunt for a live webcast. Naturally, Mike doesn't like the interlopers and proceeds to permanently cut their internet connections. Nothing new is added to the series, and drug-use and sexual hi-jinks are still the best way for the young uns to get an interesting new piercing. Jamie Lee Curtis and Rosenthal, who directed "Halloween 2," also return.