
Clearly written by several people (four to be exact) and occasionally feeling like it was edited by an entire class of them, Takers is an above-average heist thriller that's undone by poor screenwriting and worse post-production. Every once in awhile, it's easy to tell that a movie simply had too many cooks in the kitchen and not enough cohesive vision. You know those films where major characters disappear for an hour? Or where the heist in question doesn't really make sense? Or where the ending feels tacked on? If you don't, look no further than Takers. The sad thing is that one can also easily see the potential high-polish action film buried underneath all the rubble. There are a few action set-pieces and reasonably interesting characters that it's tempting to think that either the film needed just a little more work in rewrites or, more likely, a little less work in editing. I wouldn't be stunned if there isn't a much-stronger director's cut of Takers somewhere down the road where the characters are given the depth they're missing here, but this version just doesn't work.
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