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Blog Archives - July 2008
July 1, 2008
Review by Brian Tallerico Do you cheer for the player who swings for the fences even if he hits a foul ball? What if he grounds into a double play? How about if he strikes out with the bases loaded? Pick your baseball metaphor and apply it to
Hancock. No matter ...
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July 7, 2008
The Hound is a busy dog – flying down to Argentina to see the newly-discovered uncut version of Fritz Lang's
Metropolis one day, perfecting his homemade Hellboy costume the next – so he doesn’t always have the time to write 2500-word opuses on the latest Criterion or National Lampoon DVD. ...
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July 10, 2008
Welcome to Part Two of MovieRetriever's Picks for the 15 Upcoming Contenders for the 2008 Best Picture Oscar! To read Part One, click
HERE: *****
Movie: The Soloist Director: Joe Wright
Screenwriter: Susannah Grant
Cast: Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey Jr., Catherine Keener
Tentative Release Date: November 21, 2008
What's it About: A true ...
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July 10, 2008
OK, 2008, it's time for a little tough love. Since we're such big film fans, the MovieRetriever staff has been trying to give 2008 the benefit of the doubt, but, now that the year is officially half over, we've finally got to say - this is one of the worst ...
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July 11, 2008
Review by Brian Tallerico "
I wish I'd read the book." It's rare, but, every once in a while, a character in the movie you're reviewing writes the review for you. Those six simple words are spoken by Sean (Josh Hutcherson), a PSP-loving, adult-hating 13-year-old who goes on a break-neck adventure with his ...
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July 11, 2008
Review by Brian Tallerico With his Spanish-language features,
The Devil's Backbone and
Pan's Labyrinth, Guillermo Del Toro proved that he has the skills to make dreams (or, more accurately, nightmares) come to life. He's not just fascinated by the things that go bump in the night, he wants to make puppets ...
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July 15, 2008
The Hound is a busy dog – camping out for
Dark Knight IMAX tickets one night, hosting a Kurosawa retrospective the next – so he doesn’t always have the time to write 2500-word opuses on the latest Miramax or Girls Gone Wild DVD. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care. ...
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July 16, 2008
Now that the long, agonizing wait is over and
The Dark Knight is finally being released this week, we at MovieRetriever.com find ourselves faced with a difficult situation. For months, we've been debating, arguing, and geeking out over what we wanted from Christopher Nolan's sequel to
Batman Begins and, now that ...
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July 17, 2008
A few weeks back, I marveled (pun intended) at the critical and commercial success of the truly mediocre
The Incredible Hulk, even going as far as to suggest a settling in our expectations of the superhero genre. Had utter crap like
The Fantastic Four,
Daredevil, and
Ghost Rider dulled us ...
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July 20, 2008
Like a prisoner who eventually starts to hum along to the Metallica song his captors have been pounding into his head for days,
Mamma Mia! nearly broke down my defenses. There are SO many things wrong with this big-screen adaptation of the hit play that it's hard to know where ...
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July 21, 2008
Around the MovieRetriever offices, we've taken to referring to this week's big-screen
X-Files sequel as
X-Files: I Want to Believe That This Movie Will Be Good, But, Honestly, Did You See How the Series Ended? What the Hell was Chris Carter Thinking? But can you blame us for not wanting ...
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July 25, 2008
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay turned Pearl, a trash-mouthed toddler, into a superstar with a hilarious clip on their website Funny or Die.
Step Brothers seems like a natural extension of that clip. You can almost picture Ferrell and McKay asking, "What's funnier than a baby who says bitch?" "Eleven-year-olds ...
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July 25, 2008
Just the fact that they've made another
Brideshead Revisited after the universally beloved BBC mini-series is somewhat remarkable in itself. Or stupid. It depends on who you ask. At the very least, it had to be daunting to look at that epic book and the complexity of the highly acclaimed ...
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July 25, 2008
Anticipation breeds expectation. Sure, the last few seasons of
The X Files wrote a terrible final chapter for a once-amazing show, but the prospect of the reunion of Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, and Chris Carter made the fanboy in all of us, well, to quote the title, want to believe. ...
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July 30, 2008
Here at the MovieRetriever offices, we're usually more than willing to give a movie, any movie, the benefit of the doubt. You never know when you're going to find a diamond in the rough, when something that sounds like an insanely stupid idea - a movie based on a Disney ...
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July 31, 2008
It seems funny, given the current box office dominance of
The Dark Knight, that, just three weeks ago, Batman publisher DC Comics was having a high-level summit with its sister company Warner Brothers to come up with a more consistent strategy for bringing DC's wide catalog of superhero properties to ...
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